Pogonophobia: This phobia is the fear of beards.
I can’t make fun of this one because beards can really be scary. I mean, seriously. Especially those big, bushy kind. The only guy who could pull that off was Santa Claus.
Have you ever had a conversation with a wild beard man? It’s eerie. How can you even concentrate enough to talk?
“Hi, uh, massive amount of hair that’s talking to me.”
Moral of the story? Unless you’re the actual Santa Claus, acting like good ol’ Saint Nick for the children, or planning to run into the woods and become the next Sasquatch, just remember these words: Beards. Don’t do it.
P.S. You can still comment on “Your Turn #8, or Help Wanted.” Let me know if you have any suggestions for The Fear List or if there’s a way I can improve. I’d love to hear from ya!
Eek. You’re so right. Santa is the only one who can pull it off…
Random here but do you think there is a fear of freckles???
Good job!
I’m glad you agree! Hehe, I’ve never come across it but I googled it and came up with Dermatophobia, but it’s more like the fear of skin disease or lesions. I don’t think there really is a specific phobia for it. Any reason why you ask?
Thank you, I’m glad you stopped by!
Personally, I’m always grossed out by the beard’s yellow area under the nose/mouth. SHAVE IT!! Hahahaha! Thanks for the grins today.
You’re so welcome, I’m glad it could bring you a smile!
And I’m equally as glad that you agree with Brittany and I! I’m okay with facial hair as long as there’s not too much of it and it’s tamed.
Lol you’re right! Too much facial hair, definitely scary. Just look at those two guys on Swamp People!
Ew. You had to mention them.
Thanks for stopping by, Mom!