…I think I missed that bedtime story.
What is that-the next scariest thing after Big Foot?
Camper #1: “Let’s go camping!”
Camper #2: “But what about the M.R.O.U.S’s?”
Camper #1: “Mole rats of unusual size? I don’t think they exist.”
Relax, people. The worst it can do is nibble you to death.