Lachanophobia: This phobia refers to the fear of vegetables.
You know that phrase, “vegetative state”? If you’re in one, it means you can’t do anything. Know why? Because vegetables: can’t do anything.
Indulge. Have a carrot.
Phobia of the Week #44
July 30, 2011 by Lizzie
Don’t be so hasty. I once knew a turnip who fancied himself the Einstein of the under-earth civilization. I got tired of him expounding upon his theories of rootativity so I cooked him and ate him with a nice bowl of fava beans.
LOL. You are so funny. Such creativity!