You know, I’ve actually thought about making a horror movie like this. It would be called “Texas Bike Chain Massacre,” and Lance Armstrong could star.
Dont laugh. Just wait until you see it in theaters! The 3D version is gonna be insane.
Have you ever wanted to write your own Phobia of the Week? Here’s your chance!
POW Competition I
For the first time ever, I’m opening up a Phobia of the Week to you guys! For Phobia of the Week #30, I’m hosting a competition for whoever can come up with the best and funniest line(s) to the following phobia:
Siderophobia: Siderophobia refers to the fear of stars.
If you have a joke, I wanna hear it! Send your best and your brightest to me at email@example.com, with “POW Competition I” in the subject line. Include your first and last name*, and you could be a star! The competition is open to anyone and everyone, so feel free to tell your friends! The winning entry will be featured as the Phobia of the Week #30, this coming Friday, April 22. The competition will close Thursday night, April 21.
So what’re you waiting for? Get goin’!
*In the event that you send in the winning entry and would feel uncomfortable having your full name disclosed, please simply sign your entry using only your first name.