Chrometophobia: Chrometophobia is the fear of money.
*Ahem.* Afraid of money, huh? I just so happen to specialize in making money disappear! Helping weirdo’s like you-uhuh, I mean, sufferers like you-is no problem! The money won’t know what hit it.
What’re you, crazy?! Just send it on to me, buddy. Just send it on to me.