I can’t make fun of this one because beards can really be scary. I mean, seriously. Especially those big, bushy kind. The only guy who could pull that off was Santa Claus.
Have you ever had a conversation with a wild beard man? It’s eerie. How can you even concentrate enough to talk?
“Hi, uh, massive amount of hair that’s talking to me.”
Moral of the story? Unless you’re the actual Santa Claus, acting like good ol’ Saint Nick for the children, or planning to run into the woods and become the next Sasquatch, just remember these words: Beards. Don’t do it.
P.S. You can still comment on “Your Turn #8, or Help Wanted.” Let me know if you have any suggestions for The Fear List or if there’s a way I can improve. I’d love to hear from ya!