Scotomophobia: Scotomophobia is the fear of blindness.
There’s an easy fix for this, ready? Okay, here it is: DON’T GO BLIND. That should pretty much take care of it.
Have you ever wanted to write your own Phobia of the Week? Here’s your chance!
POW Competition III
It’s that time again! I’m looking for the best and funniest line or joke for Vestiphobia: The fear of clothing.
The winner with the funniest line will have their name and joke featured as Phobia of the Week #54 on Friday, October 7th. I will be accepting entries from now until Thursday night, October 6th.
Please keep it as clean as possible, and email your entry or entries to email@example.com, with “POW Competition III” in the subject line. If your email is not labeled with that as the subject line, your email may be mistaken as junk mail and will not be read. Please also include your first and last name along with the entry you submit.*
The contest is open to anyone and everyone, so feel free to invite some of your friends to play along!
The winner will be notified through email by Thursday night, October 6th that their submission has been chosen.
Tickle those funny bones, and I’ll look forward to reading your submissions!
*In the event that you have the winning entry and would feel uncomfortable having your full name disclosed, please simply sign your entry using only your first name.