Phobia of the Week #54
October 7, 2011 by Lizzie
Out of a grand total of one submission, congratulations to Nichole Parks! Great job, Nichole!
Vestiphobia: The fear of clothing.
I have a confession, a bare naked truth. Telling you in person was not an option as I am socially outcasted, and the phone store has a stupid policy for walk-ins. Something about no shoes, no shirt, no service. Anyway, don’t think me a gorilla for this, but I’ve given up on clothes. Dressing is truly a time waster, and don’t get me started about the Laundromat. This frees my time up for vine-swinging. My instructor, Tarzan, feels the same way as I do regarding clothing. We’re really hitting it off.
Love your daughter,