Well, I was gonna go with this phobia, but then I couldn’t decide…
Haha, no, really though: I so have this phobia. The next time you need a laugh, just watch me try to buy gum at a convenience store. You’d think I was trying to decide whether or not to go to war.
“Bubblegum, or Spearmint? I know I like Spearmint the best, so I probably shouldn’t go with Bubblegum, but then again-I always have Spearmint! Maybe I should change it up a little. Okay, so Spearmint. But which brand? This brand has ten sticks-but this one has fifteen! Ooo, but I think I like the brand with only the ten sticks better. But the other one is such a better deal! But then again, how much is it…?”
This goes on for about another five minutes until somebody yells, “Lizzie! Make a decision!”, and even then it’s up to Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide.
You think I’m joking? No. That’s truly how I am. I think.